Urman Dictionary

punch-22

noun

A form of joke that presents multiple options, all of which lead to being the butt of the joke.

As soon as my classmate asked me if I were a “P I G” I had the feeling I was in for a punch-22.

vorp

verb (intransitive)

To make exaggerated stealthy motions that draw far more attention than moving normally.

When I told Blake we should be careful not to wake our other roommates, he rolled his eyes and started vorping around the living room.

schismatism

noun

A tendency to see interpersonal rifts where none exist.

Jane’s schismatism is really acting up. She thinks I hate her just because I forgot to return her DVD.

jindersnup

noun

A distinctively familiar yet unrecognizable flavor or aroma.

What’s in this pie? It tastes like jindersnup to me.

blogject

noun

A blog that exists solely to document or publicize a project from start to finish, as opposed to open-ended personal or special-interest blogs.

I guess Urman Dictionary is an okay blogject, but I still prefer 300 Sandwiches.