disquorum
noun
The inability for a group to fully assemble at the designated time.
We were gonna head over to the movie theater early to get good seats, but then Arthur had to go the bathroom… by the time he got back, Beth had gone to get a snack, and now she’s here but Chris had to go back and grab his keys… we’re in some serious disquorum here. At this rate we’ll be lucky if we get to the movie before the previews finish.