Paulie carefully posed his Superman action figure on his bookshelf, giving it a couple of seconds to make sure it wouldn’t topple over. As soon as he turned his back, he heard Supes fall to the ground - there had apparently been a gravity glitch.

Mount Everest may be mondohuginous, but Olympus Mons on Mars is enormomegaultralithic.

I don’t think I have the energy tonight to go to Jarod’s party and deal with the nisord of talking to a bunch of folks I barely know. I think I’ll just stay in and watch a movie.

When I was a student, I always had a tropophasic sleep pattern over the summers, staying up an hour later every night. Eventually it rolled around to getting up early, and kept going in that circle until school started up again.

When I have to make a difficult decision, I sometimes talk it through in a full autolog, taking both sides of the argument and trying to persuade myself one way or the other.

When I was a child, my parents' plans seemed so auctorous. When they said it was time to visit Grandpa and Grandma, it felt like a fundamental rule of the universe that we were following, not just something a couple of people had agreed to do. Now I know adulthood is all just ad-libbed.

It’s fine that the laundry and housework have been piling up while I’ve been on this big push at work, but now I have to do my taxes, plus my old college buddy chose this week to visit. This focus shear is so frustrating - I wish I could put off the government and my friendship just long enough to finish my project.

Hey, don’t take it personally, but I’m going to go hide in my office with my headphones on for a while. I have a three ergon task and only two hours to do it.

I can tell it’s been a rough week when my productivity inflection point goes from five PM to three.

Rhodri exhaled, his breath steaming in front of him in the otherwise still air. Between the pristine snow and the twinkling stars, he felt a sense of belcolet overtake him.

When I first started dating, I had the movibrance of a child. A kind word from my new love would make my heart soar, and a careless one sent me to despair.

When I was in college, I thought really hard before spending twenty bucks on anything - but these days, that’s whim money.

I’d like you to meet my cousin, Sal Ladd. Go ahead, get the groaner freebie out of your system - he’s heard them all.

When I asked Enrique if he had made sure to put the newspapers in the papers bin and not the metals bin and he confidently responded that yes, he had recycled the newspapers, I felt a vague sense of unsensus.

The sandwich was off to a good start with bananas, nutella, and coconut - but the ham and olives turned it into gustodissonance that was less than the sum of its parts.

Pelagia told me she’d already mailed the check like I asked, but the nervous way her eyes darted pegged her claim at only point three credons.

Vasilka had skipped lunch, and so her stomach was empty and growling. She hoped her classmates would ignore or simply not hear these gurfs, though to her they seemed deafening.

Lucinda was never much for sun and summer. She preferred sitting by the window on glaucusene days, calmly sipping a cup of tea and contemplating her life.

I used to have a copy of Katamari Damacy, but Justin stoloaned it when he moved away.

I had already pulled into my driveway, but my favorite song was on the radio, so I ditty-dallied until it finished before turning off the engine and getting out of the car.