punch-22
noun
A form of joke that presents multiple options, all of which lead to being the butt of the joke.
As soon as my classmate asked me if I were a “P I G” I had the feeling I was in for a punch-22.
noun
A form of joke that presents multiple options, all of which lead to being the butt of the joke.
As soon as my classmate asked me if I were a “P I G” I had the feeling I was in for a punch-22.
verb (intransitive)
To make exaggerated stealthy motions that draw far more attention than moving normally.
When I told Blake we should be careful not to wake our other roommates, he rolled his eyes and started vorping around the living room.
noun
A tendency to see interpersonal rifts where none exist.
Jane’s schismatism is really acting up. She thinks I hate her just because I forgot to return her DVD.
noun
A distinctively familiar yet unrecognizable flavor or aroma.
What’s in this pie? It tastes like jindersnup to me.
noun
A blog that exists solely to document or publicize a project from start to finish, as opposed to open-ended personal or special-interest blogs.
I guess Urman Dictionary is an okay blogject, but I still prefer 300 Sandwiches.